Slow and Curious Tee

$43.50

Have you ever been described as Fast and Furious™? How about 2 Fast 2 Furious™? What about Fast Five™ or Fast 7™? Has anyone ever called you Hobbs and/or Shaw™? Has anyone referred to you as Tokyo Drift™, even in passing? Did you have the nickname Fast X™ in high school?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above, I'm sorry you are not eligible to purchase this t-shirt. And yes, I will be following up with a questionnaire sent to your friends and family to check.

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Color Solid Black Triblend

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Size XS

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The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)
XS	68.6	42
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61
2XL	81.3	66

Do you ever think about what it takes to stock and maintain all of these different colours and designs? No, you only think about yourself.

This item is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. (Not to mention, we're very very lazy.)

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions. (Assuming you're actually going to buy one, if not, I revoke this heartfelt thank-you, and replace it with a look of distain. Imagine the kind of look a librarian gives you, peering down her nose, her gaze slightly above her cat-eye glasses, not having to say a word, the daggers firing from her soul are enough to tell you to shut the f**k up. That's the kind of feeling we're talking about here. Thanks!)