Are you oversized and underappreciated? Then today is your day!
Available in 3 different shades of beige because I feel like that's what Steven would want.
• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from China
| Size Label | Length (cm) | Sleeve Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 70.5 | 23 | 51 |
| M | 74 | 24 | 55 |
| L | 77.5 | 24 | 59 |
| XL | 81 | 26 | 63 |
| 2XL | 84.5 | 27 | 67 |
| 3XL | 86.5 | 28 | 71 |
Do you ever think about what it takes to stock and maintain all of these different colours and designs? No, you only think about yourself.
This item is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. (Not to mention, we're very very lazy.)
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions. (Assuming you're actually going to buy one, if not, I revoke this heartfelt thank-you, and replace it with a look of distain. Imagine the kind of look a librarian gives you, peering down her nose, her gaze slightly above her cat-eye glasses, not having to say a word, the daggers firing from her soul are enough to tell you to shut the f**k up. That's the kind of feeling we're talking about here. Thanks!)
