Start Slow Tee

$29.50

If starting fast and ramping up isn't for you, then you might consider this friendly alternative.

Cyril the Slug is here to remind you, that you're a lazy piece of shit, and that's just fine.

Artwork by the wonderful L.W.

Color Athletic Heather

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Size XS

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5

Do you ever think about what it takes to stock and maintain all of these different colours and designs? No, you only think about yourself.

This item is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. (Not to mention, we're very very lazy.)

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions. (Assuming you're actually going to buy one, if not, I revoke this heartfelt thank-you, and replace it with a look of distain. Imagine the kind of look a librarian gives you, peering down her nose, her gaze slightly above her cat-eye glasses, not having to say a word, the daggers firing from her soul are enough to tell you to shut the f**k up. That's the kind of feeling we're talking about here. Thanks!)

Start Slow Tee

Start Slow Tee

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