Superclassic Tee

$29.50

Will this t-shirt make your dreams come true? No. But will it make you much more attractive? Also no.

I will not be offering refunds for those who thought it would make them more attractive as it clearly states THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE in the description.

And for the record, A.I. decided this one would look best in the kitchen, THIS IS NOT A REAL PHOTOGRAPH.

Color Heather Natural

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Size XS

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5

Do you ever think about what it takes to stock and maintain all of these different colours and designs? No, you only think about yourself.

This item is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. (Not to mention, we're very very lazy.)

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions. (Assuming you're actually going to buy one, if not, I revoke this heartfelt thank-you, and replace it with a look of distain. Imagine the kind of look a librarian gives you, peering down her nose, her gaze slightly above her cat-eye glasses, not having to say a word, the daggers firing from her soul are enough to tell you to shut the f**k up. That's the kind of feeling we're talking about here. Thanks!)